How many firefighters does it take to change a light bulb?

Four One to change the bulb and three to chop a hole in the roof.

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip one day. There was a rookie a captain and a chief.

The weather was miserable and they had not seen any deer all day. Finally they came across an old shack where they went inside to ...

What did the firefighter call his two sons?

HoseA and HoseB.

It's always good to find out you are going to be working from home...

Unless you are a firefighter.

At this time of year there is nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire mulled wine in hand singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.

And that is why I am no longer a firefighter