Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip one day. There was a rookie a captain and a chief.

The weather was miserable and they had not seen any deer all day. Finally they came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker.

After losing a few hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said That does it! I am going out to get me a deer.

Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck.

The captain and the chief asked him How did you get that?

The rookie said, I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.

The captain then said, I have had enough of this too, I am going to get my deer.

Half an hour later he came back with a 6 point buck.

The chief asked him, How did you get that? and the captain said, I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.

The chief not wanting to be out done said, I am out of here, I am going to bag the biggest buck of the day.

He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody.

The rookie and the captain asked him, What the hell happened to you?

The chief replied, I walked out five hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train.